Connect the Dots

One thing Glenn Beck has taught me is no matter how erroneous his accusations or opinions are, the possibility of his base viewers, like me, believing it is 100%. This 100% loyalty is not something uncommon to the patriots and freedom fighters of this nation the wonderful 24% of Americans that well for lack of a better word, "just get it."

Lets look at some graphs, because graphs are for simple people, real people.

This chart clearly demonstrates something. It shows that 24% of Americans are real Americans, and 19% are communists. Why are 19% communists? Because if anyone disagrees with Beck, you must be a communist. Thats how patriotism works, if you disagree with a patriot you ARE A COMMUNIST!!1!1

So how could it be that America has descended into a population of 24% patriots, and 76% communist? Its 76% because thats the percentage that didn't hold a favorable view of our venerableness.

Now the plot thickens. We can now assume if only 24% of the population are patriots, when we look at this chart we can now apply unreason and Glenn Beck style hyperbole to another pole:

Thats a near 24% job approval rating for the greatest President of our generation George W. Bush. They are so similar, one would have to guess that the same patriots who viewed Bush as favorable are the same crowd that views Beck favorably. It just has to be. There are not 2 separate kinds of patriots, those who like Bush and those who like Beck. Wait a minute... Bush starts with a "B" and is 4 letters long and Beck starts with a "B" and is 4 letters long.... Both their first names start with a.... *Gasp* Glenn Beck is George Bush! Beck = Bush! Its so clear now...

Out of the Horse's Mouth

What is it about this women Katie Kouric? Does she have to completely destroy all of our liberty fighting heroes and patriots by asking them simple questions? How dare she let Glenn Beck, in his own free will, say anything positive about Obama. Why didn't she stop him? Could she not tell that her liberal powers of persuasion *MADE* Glenn Beck say, "McCain worse choice than Obama?" I do stick up for Glenn's reasoning that McCain may have been like the evil progressive Teddy Roosevelt. Trust busting, regulation, and land conservation have destroyed what this country stands for. Consuming resources, monopolies, and no rule of law is the foundation of conservatism and the Republican Teddy spit in its face.

So in a way I do believe Glenn's statement is true. Maybe we are better off under Obama? I mean Glenn has never said anything untrue, and I am compelled to believe this statement. I mean God himself floats down from heaven to whisper truth into Glenn's ears, we are just the benefactors. Thank you Glenn for dispelling some of the hate speech that you have helped create. With your help, maybe this country can put to bed thoughts like, "I believe this guy (Obama) is a racist."

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Public Libraries, the Bane of America

It has long been one of Thomas Jefferson's greatest regrets, the Public Library. The founder Jefferson started the first public library in the basement of Philadelphia's 1st Patriot Church of the Founders. Jefferson wrote, "Of all the tarnished goodness in the world, the public library is worst of all." We know no why. Public libraries are funded by the government and was not the intention of the founding fathers. It is a tragedy that Jefferson's vision for a place to hold all of Christianity's sacred scriptures and some content from Christ's oratorial champions to be replaced with books about gay penguins and communist dogs (see Clifford.) We have to fight government waste! We have to fight the delusions that are books in public places. If our children learned of a place with free censored internet and books you can take home and read for free, they may begin to believe in thinking for themselves. Not only that, but since we are certain of the leftist agenda to reeducate our children through learning, we may soon live in a society that does not remember that at Washington's inauguration he was baptized and thus 1.7-2 million people were saved and baptized that same day! Do you want to live in a country where people can't remember that?

So please, do what you can to fight public libraries and the evil leftist agenda that is found in Shel Silverstine's "The Giving Tree."

Sincerely,

Patriot Smith

The 9/12 Project Socialist-Free Purity Pledge

Please join me in support of Glenn Beck's guiding principles and sign this pledge. We must show the jerks in washington that we surround them. That we the people don't want socialism. Print this off, email it, tweet it, and what you can to spread the message in this pledge.

Thanks,

Concerned Patriot

I, ________________________, do solemnly swear to uphold the principles of a socialism-free society and heretofore pledge my word that I shall strictly adhere to the following:

I will complain about the destruction of 1st Amendment Rights in this country, while I am duly being allowed to exercise my 1st Amendment Rights.

I will complain about the destruction of my 2nd Amendment Rights in this country, while I am duly being allowed to exercise my 2nd Amendment rights by legally but brazenly brandishing unconcealed firearms in public.

I will foreswear the time-honored principles of fairness, decency, and respect by screaming unintelligible platitudes regarding tyranny, Nazi-ism, and socialism at public town halls. Also.

I pledge to eliminate all government intervention in my life. I will abstain from the use of and participation in any socialist goods and services including but not limited to the following:

• Social Security
• Medicare/Medicaid
• State Children’s Health Insurance Programs (SCHIP)
• Police, Fire, and Emergency Services
• US Postal Service
• Roads and Highways
• Air Travel (regulated by the socialist FAA)
• The US Railway System
• Public Subways and Metro Systems
• Public Bus and Lightrail Systems
• Rest Areas on Highways
• Sidewalks
• All Government-Funded Local/State Projects (e.g., see Iowa 2009 federal senate appropriations)
• Public Water and Sewer Services (goodbye socialist toilet, shower, dishwasher, kitchen sink, outdoor hose!)
• Public and State Universities and Colleges
• Public Primary and Secondary Schools
• Sesame Street
• Publicly Funded Anti-Drug Use Education for Children
• Public Museums
• Libraries
• Public Parks and Beaches
• State and National Parks
• Public Zoos
• Unemployment Insurance
• Municipal Garbage and Recycling Services
• Treatment at Any Hospital or Clinic That Ever Received Funding From Local, State or Federal Government (pretty much all of them)
• Medical Services and Medications That Were Created or Derived From Any Government Grant or Research Funding (again, pretty much all of them)
• Socialist Byproducts of Government Investment Such as Duct Tape and Velcro (Nazi-NASA Inventions)
• Use of the Internets, email, and networked computers, as the DoD's ARPANET was the basis for subsequent computer networking
• Foodstuffs, Meats, Produce and Crops That Were Grown With, Fed With, Raised With or That Contain Inputs From Crops Grown With Government Subsidies
• Clothing Made from Crops (e.g. cotton) That Were Grown With or That Contain Inputs From Government Subsidies

If a veteran of the government-run socialist US military, I will forego my VA benefits and insist on paying for my own medical care

I will not tour socialist government buildings like the Capitol in Washington, D.C.

I pledge to never take myself, my family, or my children on a tour of the following types of socialist locations, including but not limited to:

• Smithsonian Museums such as the Air and Space Museum or Museum of American History
• The socialist Washington, Lincoln, and Jefferson Monuments
• The government-operated Statue of Liberty
• The Grand Canyon
• The socialist World War II and Vietnam Veterans Memorials
• The government-run socialist-propaganda location known as Arlington National Cemetery
• All other public-funded socialist sites, whether it be in my state or in Washington, DC

I will urge my Member of Congress and Senators to forego their government salary and government-provided healthcare.

I will oppose and condemn the government-funded and therefore socialist military of the United States of America.

I will boycott the products of socialist defense contractors such as GE, Lockheed-Martin, Boeing, Northrop Grumman, General Dynamics, Raytheon, Humana, FedEx, General Motors, Honeywell, and hundreds of others that are paid by our socialist government to produce goods for our socialist army.

I will protest socialist security departments such as the Pentagon, FBI, CIA, Department of Homeland Security, TSA, Department of Justice and their socialist employees.

Upon reaching eligible retirement age, I will tear up my socialist Social Security checks.

Upon reaching age 65, I will forego Medicare and pay for my own private health insurance until I die.

SWORN ON A BIBLE AND SIGNED THIS DAY OF __________ IN THE YEAR ___.

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Signed Printed Name/Town and State