Connect the Dots

One thing Glenn Beck has taught me is no matter how erroneous his accusations or opinions are, the possibility of his base viewers, like me, believing it is 100%. This 100% loyalty is not something uncommon to the patriots and freedom fighters of this nation the wonderful 24% of Americans that well for lack of a better word, "just get it."

Lets look at some graphs, because graphs are for simple people, real people.

This chart clearly demonstrates something. It shows that 24% of Americans are real Americans, and 19% are communists. Why are 19% communists? Because if anyone disagrees with Beck, you must be a communist. Thats how patriotism works, if you disagree with a patriot you ARE A COMMUNIST!!1!1

So how could it be that America has descended into a population of 24% patriots, and 76% communist? Its 76% because thats the percentage that didn't hold a favorable view of our venerableness.

Now the plot thickens. We can now assume if only 24% of the population are patriots, when we look at this chart we can now apply unreason and Glenn Beck style hyperbole to another pole:

Thats a near 24% job approval rating for the greatest President of our generation George W. Bush. They are so similar, one would have to guess that the same patriots who viewed Bush as favorable are the same crowd that views Beck favorably. It just has to be. There are not 2 separate kinds of patriots, those who like Bush and those who like Beck. Wait a minute... Bush starts with a "B" and is 4 letters long and Beck starts with a "B" and is 4 letters long.... Both their first names start with a.... *Gasp* Glenn Beck is George Bush! Beck = Bush! Its so clear now...